You couldn't be cuter, plus that

You couldn't be smarter, plus that

Intelligent face, you have a disgraceful charm for me

You couldn't be keener

You look so fresh from the cleaner

You are the little grand slam

I'll bring to my family

My mama will show you an album of me

That'll bore you to tears

And you'll attract all the relatives

That we've dodged for years and years

And what will they tell me?

Exactly, what will they tell me?

They'll say you couldn't be nicer

Couldn't be sweeter

Couldn't be better

Couldn't be smoother

Couldn't be cuter, baby, than you are